New Application For Federal Bail Out Funds!

Don't ask me how I got my hands on this (shhh, it's a secret!), but let's just say I'm risking my life and the 22 billion dollars I already applied for, by sharing this with you! That being said, I introduce to you, the Application for Federal Funds Under the Newly Instated Bail Out Program, AFFUNIBOP!

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Don't delay, apply for your government bail out money today!

Tutosumatranome, Umbabushuale, and Fetradediadone

Can you believe it!? I did separate searches in: Google, Winzy, Yahoo, Blingo, Iwon, Dogpile, Metacrawler, Ask, Wikipedia, and Moola, for "Tutosumatranome," "Umbabushuale," AND "Fetradediadone," but there were NO RESULTS! Hmph, what is internet search coming to?!?!