Facebook Now Charging For What I Did For Free

According to this recent Mashable article my Facebook account may very well be worth something (unlike Facebook stock)! Just kidding, but I did find it interesting while going through old messages, that Mark messaged me back when I sent him a vote of confidence about the, at the time, newly rolled out layout. Here's the image proof:

Ah, nostalgia... That was a little over 6 years ago, and a lot has changed since those days of willy nilly messaging just anyone, particularly the creator owner of the worlds now largest social networking site. Fame eh? Hmph.

New Application For Federal Bail Out Funds!

Don't ask me how I got my hands on this (shhh, it's a secret!), but let's just say I'm risking my life and the 22 billion dollars I already applied for, by sharing this with you! That being said, I introduce to you, the Application for Federal Funds Under the Newly Instated Bail Out Program, AFFUNIBOP!

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Don't delay, apply for your government bail out money today!

Always Correct = Al-Weighs Right

I'm sure you have friends like Al, who are always right, who just seem to always know - they are the gnostic ones! If you don't, then you probably have friends like the guy in this picture, a.k.a. Tim the Tool, man:

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Have a great week, hope you're something fun for Halloween!

Gothopotamus

Here's another creature you never thought anyone would get a decent picture of. Trust me, this one is NOT a fake!


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Petroleum Companies Creating Alcoholics

Well, it finally happened:

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DON'T SWALLOW YOUR GUM!

Maybe you think I'm being serious here, like this article at sixwise about Old Wives' Tales and "What really happens when you swallow your gum," but I'm not!

Just LOOK at what can happen!



Scary, I know. Happy Hump Day!