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With everyone watching their back and the internet giving rise to new ways of theft and brain control, I thought it was funny to get this cartoon from a friend, in my email yesterday. It just so happens that my brother brought up government conspiracy theories last night also, so I figured it must be fate. For more cartoons like this, you can visit the maker's site: Toothpaste for Dinner.