There Just Aren't Any Good Jokes Left Out There!

You might be saying that very thing if you don't know where to look, but now the University of California Berkeley will bring the funny to you... via Jester.
Rate a few simple jokes and Jester will begin pumping A+, Class A, Number 1 humor through your internet connection, straight onto your screen.

Here's an example of something it spat at me:

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A couple of hunters are out in the woods in the deep south when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm and soothing voice, says, "Alright, take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is silence, and then a gun shot is heard.

The hunter comes back on the line. "Okay. Now what??"
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Pretty funny in my opinion, as it very well should be, since UC Berkeley scientists have completed several versions of Elegentaste, the engine running the Jester joke recommendation server.

Enjoy your new found happy days, laughing all the way, to the next joke!