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Do you believe in coincidences? Some people do, some don't, arguing fate or providence instead. Whatever your belief, there are always events occurring that have never happened before. Often times, these new events can be seen in a humorous or ironic way, at which point a camera is useful for capturing the moment to share with others. Other times, a picture is taken only to realize later that something more than originally intended is exposed. Here are a couple pictures I received via e-mail today. Each one of these photos, like most wonderful pictures, is unique and great in its own special way. Enjoy!
Where's the "W?" It didn't fit, so I chunked it out! Not nice, I know, but it had to be done.
A couple quick little blurbs from e-mails I received yesterday and today:
1) Early Easter This Way Comes
Easter is always the 1st Sunday after the 1st full moon after the Spring Equinox, putting Easter on March 23 this year. (the Spring Equinox occurs March 20)
This dating of Easter is based on the lunar calendar that Hebrew people used to identify Passover, which is why it moves around on our Roman calendar. Easter can actually be one day earlier (March 22) but that is pretty rare.
This year is the earliest Easter any of us will ever see the rest of our lives! Only the most elderly of our population have ever seen it this early (95 years old or above!). Moreover, none of us has ever, or will ever, see it a day earlier!
Here are the facts:
The next time Easter will be this early (March 23) will be the year 2228 (220 years from now). The last time it was this early was 1913 (so if you're 95 or older, you are the only ones that were around for that!).
The next time it will be a day earlier, March 22, will be in the year 2285 (277 years from now). The last time it was on March 22 was 1818. Therefore, no one alive today has or will ever see it any earlier than this year!
Funny comic strips seem to be popping up everywhere these days. Married to the Sea is connected to another funny comic strip I've posted about before. These two are pretty major in terms of their presence and following, so if you've never heard about them, you're probably behind the curve. :-p
Anyway, here's the image that was forwarded to me, entitled "Slowtards": If you feel like he does, click the picture and be the first to the top!
-Kinda Napoleon Dynamite eh?-
4) Chain Letter Luck-Angel Love
And how could any e-mail forward post be complete without a Luck Angel Chain...image? You're right, it couldn't. Just be thankful I spared you all from the consequences of having to repost or send it as an email. ;)
I've never really cared for doctors, and will 9 times out of 10 opt to treat myself or others at home, rather than go to a hospital - the tenth time is usually pretty bad! So on the spur of my girlfriend stabbing herself in the hand last night, and receiving this email today, I feel it is only appropriate to post it.
Please be aware that it is purely comical and should not be taken (too) seriously. I have neither verified these facts, nor the calculations, and any thoughts provoked upon reading the following, are your own to deal with!
I present to you: "Facts To Ponder."
FACTS TO PONDER:
A) The number of physicians in the U.S.: 700,000.
B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year: 120,000.
- (Calculation) Accidental deaths per physician: 0.171
Statistics courtesy of the U.S. Department of Health & Human Services
Now think about this:
A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.: 80,000,000. (Yes, that's 80 million.)
B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups: 1,500.
- (Calculation) Accidental deaths per gun owner: .000188
Statistics courtesy of the FBI
These facts lead us statistically, to understand that doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
So remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."
In no way do I think homelessness is funny, in fact if I don't get a real job soon, I'll probably be right there out on the streets with them.
That being said, there ARE those out there, who haven't lost their sense of humor, and so I present to you: "The Top 11 Funniest Homeless Signs!"
You ask, why not "The Top 10?" And I answer, I have no idea...the email forward had 11, so that's how many there are!
Finally, I'm sure this is on another blog somewhere, with a different order, more pictures, and a catchier title about poor suffering homeless stiffs, but I've never run across it and figured it needed to be done.
After looking at those, maybe you laughed a couple times, or 'crack'ed a smile and felt a little twinge, like karma was gonna get you now - well, click a couple times and do something good for humanity, like feed the hungry, or help breast cancer research/survivors. (Updated: On a similar note with more links and a prettier layout, here's another LinkToUs blog post.) I promise they aren't affiliate links. For every click (once a day per person I believe) advertisers will donate food, money, or other assistance (depending on the site) to whichever charity it's based on.