Thursday, February 28, 2008

Famous Coincidence Photography

Do you believe in coincidences? Some people do, some don't, arguing fate or providence instead. Whatever your belief, there are always events occurring that have never happened before. Often times, these new events can be seen in a humorous or ironic way, at which point a camera is useful for capturing the moment to share with others. Other times, a picture is taken only to realize later that something more than originally intended is exposed. Here are a couple pictures I received via e-mail today. Each one of these photos, like most wonderful pictures, is unique and great in its own special way. Enjoy!

1) Tire Iron(y)
Tires Tires Everywhere None To Roll On

2) Overheard Conversation
Nosy Nosey Statue Listening In To Phone Conversation

3) Jack and Peter Rabbit
Jack and Peter Rabbit

4) Bad Stamp Pairing
September 11th Airmail Stamp Mishap

5) She Thinks Highly Of Herself
Where'd The Sun Come From?

6) 3rd Eye Blind
Three Eyes - 3rd Eye Blind (cus it's a lamp)

7) Powerful Crane
Powerful Crane Carries Sun or Moon

8) Sit Here to Grow a Fro
Grow a Fro by Sitting Down

9) Secret Kiss
Accidental Piggy Kiss - To Kiss A Cop

10) "Take Me To Your Leader"
Take Me To Your Leader - Robot Microphone Eye Cyborg

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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

PSA - Open Toilet Caveat


Unicorn Caterpillers,
Deadly Unicorn CATerpillar
Come From Open Toilets!

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E-Mail Ednesday

Where's the "W?" It didn't fit, so I chunked it out! Not nice, I know, but it had to be done.

A couple quick little blurbs from e-mails I received yesterday and today:

1) Early Easter This Way Comes

Easter is always the 1st Sunday after the 1st full moon after the Spring Equinox, putting Easter on March 23 this year.
(the Spring Equinox occurs March 20)

This dating of Easter is based on the lunar calendar that Hebrew people used to identify Passover, which is why it moves around on our Roman calendar. Easter can actually be one day earlier (March 22) but that is pretty rare.

This year is the earliest Easter any of us will ever see the rest of our lives! Only the most elderly of our population have ever seen it this early (95 years old or above!). Moreover, none of us has ever, or will ever, see it a day earlier!

Here are the facts:

The next time Easter will be this early (March 23) will be the year 2228 (220 years from now). The last time it was this early was 1913 (so if you're 95 or older, you are the only ones that were around for that!).

The next time it will be a day earlier, March 22, will be in the year 2285 (277 years from now). The last time it was on March 22 was 1818. Therefore, no one alive today has or will ever see it any earlier than this year!

-Pretty interesting eh?-

2) Stalking Snake Takes Care of Pet Puppy

Just a link for this one:

-Poor pooch eh?-

3) Love and Marriage... to the Sea?

Funny comic strips seem to be popping up everywhere these days. Married to the Sea is connected to another funny comic strip I've posted about before. These two are pretty major in terms of their presence and following, so if you've never heard about them, you're probably behind the curve. :-p

Anyway, here's the image that was forwarded to me, entitled "Slowtards":
If you feel like he does, click the picture and be the first to the top!

-Kinda Napoleon Dynamite eh?-

4) Chain Letter Luck-Angel Love

And how could any e-mail forward post be complete without a Luck Angel Chain...image? You're right, it couldn't. Just be thankful I spared you all from the consequences of having to repost or send it as an email. ;)
Luck Angel - God's Messenger of Luck

-Good Luck To All, eh?-

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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Purely Entertainment Value

I've never really cared for doctors, and will 9 times out of 10 opt to treat myself or others at home, rather than go to a hospital - the tenth time is usually pretty bad! So on the spur of my girlfriend stabbing herself in the hand last night, and receiving this email today, I feel it is only appropriate to post it.

Please be aware that it is purely comical and should not be taken (too) seriously.
I have neither verified these facts, nor the calculations, and any thoughts provoked upon reading the following, are your own to deal with!

I present to you: "Facts To Ponder."


A) The number of physicians in the U.S.: 700,000.
shady doctors

B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year: 120,000.
Dr. Bean

- (Calculation) Accidental deaths per physician: 0.171
Trust Me I'm A Doctor

Statistics courtesy of the U.S. Department of Health & Human Services
Department of Health & Human Services logo

Now think about this:

A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.: 80,000,000.
(Yes, that's 80 million.)
Gun Owners of America logo

B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups: 1,500.
Kids With Guns

- (Calculation) Accidental deaths per gun owner: .000188
Future Gun Owners of America

Statistics courtesy of the FBI

These facts lead us statistically, to understand that doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
Outback Kid With Gun

So remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."
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PLEASE: Alert your friends to this alarming threat; doctors must be banned before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

Out of concern for the public at large, the statistics on lawyers have been withheld...

...for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention!

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Monday, February 25, 2008


Take a shower regularly... or you WILL stink!

This message posted as a public service announcement for Entrecard Bloggers everywhere.

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Friday, February 22, 2008

T.G.I.F. (AND that I'm not homeless)

In no way do I think homelessness is funny, in fact if I don't get a real job soon, I'll probably be right there out on the streets with them.

That being said, there ARE those out there, who haven't lost their sense of humor, and so I present to you: "The Top 11 Funniest Homeless Signs!"

You ask, why not "The Top 10?" And I answer, I have no idea...the email forward had 11, so that's how many there are!

Finally, I'm sure this is on another blog somewhere, with a different order, more pictures, and a catchier title about poor suffering homeless stiffs, but I've never run across it and figured it needed to be done.

Number 11
Out of Luck Need a Buck

Number 10
Drunk Gandalf

Number 9
Time Traveler Needs Flux Capacitor

Number 8
Poor Homeless Jedi

Number 7
For Beer For Wine For Whiskey For Hangover
(Translated: "For Beer" "For Wine" "For Whiskey" "For Hangover")

Number 6
Will Code HTML for Food - Homeless Programmer

Number 5
Positive Homeless - Will Take Verbal Abuse

Number 4
Poor Homeless Bill Needs Rich Woman

Number 3
Quarter Catcher

Number 2
98 Cents for Wife's Ransom

Number 1
Needs Money For Kung Fu Lessons - Ninjas Killed Family

After looking at those, maybe you laughed a couple times, or 'crack'ed a smile and felt a little twinge, like karma was gonna get you now - well, click a couple times and do something good for humanity, like feed the hungry, or help breast cancer research/survivors. (Updated: On a similar note with more links and a prettier layout, here's another LinkToUs blog post.)
I promise they aren't affiliate links. For every click (once a day per person I believe) advertisers will donate food, money, or other assistance (depending on the site) to whichever charity it's based on.

Or maybe you just want to check out more about the coalition to end homelessness?

Either way, what are still sitting around for, go do your good deed!

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