HEADLINE NEWS: Beer Turns Men Into Women ...

... Man Chooses Dog as New Best Friend.

Don't believe it? The scientific community has spoken.

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See, told you so!



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She Knows Dolly Sleeps A Lot

Here's a quick funny to lift your holiday spirits on this cold, wet, dreary December hump-day:

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A hard-working executive comes home from "Take your daughter to work" day.

The little girl asks, "I saw you in your office with your secretary; why do you call her a doll?"

Feeling his wife's gaze upon him, the man explains, "Well, honey, my secretary is a very dedicated employee - she types like you wouldn't believe, she knows the computer and phone system, and she's very efficient."

"Oh," says the little girl, "I thought it was because she closes her eyes when you lay her down on the couch."

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