Showing posts with label blonde jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label blonde jokes. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Blonde Paint Job

It's been a good while since I've posted an email, and this one is kind of dumb (pardon the pun), but I figured worth posting, as it might give someone a much needed laugh. Happy Hump Day!

  A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said, 'How much will you charge me?"

Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."

Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied, "And I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "It's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.



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Friday, March 21, 2008

Blonde Math

Maybe this is a little too soon, after some people were apparently offended by a comment I made in my previous post, but in reality, the two aren't connected at all, because as the joke goes, (Why are blonde girls' belly buttons black and blue? Because,) blonde boys are stupid too! Sorry, I'm sure to get some backlash for that, but this is clearly only a mild blonde joke. :-p

I found the picture through a funny pictures and videos site, on another different funny pictures site, then I modified it a little to make it seem more logical to me (math minor and all). :-p

Here it is (it's hosted on Share a Pic, so just click it to see the larger version):


Happy Good Friday!


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