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- I'll get a world record for this.
- It's fireproof.
- He's probably just hibernating.
- What does this button do?
- I'm making a citizen's arrest.
- So, you're a cannibal.
- It's probably just a rash.
- Are you sure the power is off?
- Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?
- The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
- Pull the pin and count to what?
- Which wire was I supposed to cut?
- I wonder where the mother bear is.
- I've seen this done on TV.
- I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
- Let it down slowly.
- Rat poison only kills rats.
- OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.
- Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town.
- It's strong enough for both of us.
- This doesn't taste right.
- I can make this light before it changes.
- Nice doggie.
- I can do that with my eyes closed.
- I've done this before.
- That's odd.
- You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?
- Don't be so superstitious.
- Now watch this.
- What duck?
4 comments:
They couldn't hit an elephant from that dist_
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These are great. Thanks for posting them. I needed a laugh.
great blog you have here. I like it, you really make full of the side bar. Really good looking too.
Good job! :)
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