A-Peanut-Buttering Drunken Friends

The title is the alternative to A-Salting Drunken Friends, which also happens on many occ-Asians I'm sure!

So I was perusing my e-mail in the normal fashion, weeding through the bland trite forwards, when I happened upon a gripping little non-verbal tale of abuse, on, you guessed it, someone's little drunken Asian friend. They did a great job of spackling his ear and eye sockets completely full, then basking in the afterglow of a job well done!

The poor guy gets it pretty good: duct taped to the bed and to the Skippy jar... pretty much everything short of a dunce hat. Enjoy!

1) So It Begins


2) The Perpetrator and His Tool


3) The Unknowing Victim


4) The Application Process


5) The First Taping


6) The First Overview


7) The First Pose


8) The Extra Ear-ring


9) The Completed Mission


10) The Fifth Amendment


11) The Last Overview


12) The Poking Test


13) The Additional Posing (with accomplices)

T.G.I.F. (AND that I'm not homeless)

In no way do I think homelessness is funny, in fact if I don't get a real job soon, I'll probably be right there out on the streets with them.

That being said, there ARE those out there, who haven't lost their sense of humor, and so I present to you: "The Top 11 Funniest Homeless Signs!"

You ask, why not "The Top 10?" And I answer, I have no idea...the email forward had 11, so that's how many there are!

Finally, I'm sure this is on another blog somewhere, with a different order, more pictures, and a catchier title about poor suffering homeless stiffs, but I've never run across it and figured it needed to be done.


Number 11


Number 10


Number 9


Number 8


Number 7

_{(Translated: "For Beer" "For Wine" "For Whiskey" "For Hangover")}

Number 6


Number 5


Number 4


Number 3


Number 2


Number 1





After looking at those, maybe you laughed a couple times, or 'crack'ed a smile and felt a little twinge, like karma was gonna get you now - well, click a couple times and do something good for humanity, like feed the hungry, or help breast cancer research/survivors. (Updated: On a similar note with more links and a prettier layout, here's another LinkToUs blog post.)
I promise they aren't affiliate links. For every click (once a day per person I believe) advertisers will donate food, money, or other assistance (depending on the site) to whichever charity it's based on.

Or maybe you just want to check out more about the coalition to end homelessness?

Either way, what are still sitting around for, go do your good deed!