GIF's for All Occasions

Ah, I was trying to come up with a fitting and catchy title for probably a week now, and wasn't sure I'd be able to pull it off, but at the last minute, when it came down to poop or get off the pot...there it was!

Here's a small collection of GIF images that I've found, which amuse me; hope they amuse you too! I promise the original versions (seen by clicking) aren't messed up like some of the thumbnails.

Clint and Jamie	How My Friends Dance	SAI DWAHK POTHOLZ R DANJER US	Funny Phone Convo
BROs MAN... BROs!	Whatchu Talkin Bout Willis?	Cocaine is a Helluva Drug	Kitteh Duzent Laik Whenzdayz
Light Bright! Light Bright!	SOOOO Wrong, But Clever!	Do NOT Feed The Pigeons!	Sign Language for Dummies

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Happy "Last Humpday Of March!"

Best Day Of Winzy Searching

MOST. SEARCH. POINTS. EVER.

^{(if you don't know what Winzy is, click above to check it out)}
Do you ever feel like there's more to searching the internet than just accurate results? How about WINNING something on every search!? I can easily pull a "points" win on almost every single search, yet still no really nice prizes. 5000+ points a day without breaking a sweat (check out the screenshots below) is just the beginning to what winning by using a search engine is all about. I just wish I'd win more "nice prizes," like the single measly $5 Amazon Gift Certificate I've gotten so far! Surely you all understand that, and probably feel the same way. What's the most any of you have ever won (points or prizes) on Winzy? Can you stand up to The Champion Winzy searcher, A.K.A. The King of Winzy!? (In case I lost you there, that would be ME!) :-p

Example Day 1

Example Day 2

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On a similar, although less 'winning' note, have you checked out Swagbucks.com? It has a very similar feel to Winzy, yet its "points" or "swagbucks" have actual value since they can be traded in for merchandise. You can even search with featured celebrities/musical talents and win swag from them!

A short list of featured artists to win with: Akon, Kanye West, Beyonce, Chris Brown, Staind, Hinder, Kiss, Maroon 5, Matchbox 20, The Used, Willie Nelson, Sum 41, Hilary Duff, Drake Bell, Ne-Yo, Mandy Moore, Shinedown, Relient K, Trapt, Barry Manilow, Yellowcard, Jars of Clay, Ted Nugent, Tila Tequila, and MANY MORE!

Check it out!

Better Than Being On American Airlines

To the theme of "The Brady Bunch:" Here's the story...of a lovely lady...who was flying home from school one holiday...

I don't know if that's the real story, but it made for a nice little jingle! Here's what I'm talking about: Could I have a blanket and a pillow too?

See, and you thought having to spend time with your family (including in-laws) for part of the day was bad!

Here's a screenshot of the online article. Please pay special attention to my commentary, and also let me know if you think the ad placement I circled, is GOOD or BAD - I'm torn, because, I suppose it might reach its target audience, although it seems VERY tacky!

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Finally, here's a screenshot of the official court filing of her lawsuit against the "Big Plane Company:"

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Notice, if you will, my humorous findings (Beavis and Butthead style), and also the funny wording of the summarization at the bottom.



HAPPY EASTER!

Magazine Subscriptions For Cheap

Preface: This is more along the lines of what I would consider a "Full Featured" Post - A slightly-lengthier post, full of good information, linking to a great site, and including a couple pictures for your viewing pleasure. I fully intend to do more like this, as time permits. Enjoy!

There are ads everywhere on the internet for "Cheap Magazine Subscriptions." Most people probably don't even get magazines anymore, opting instead to get them online.

However, I know there are people out there, like me, who like having the physical issue in front of you, having pictures to cut out for various projects or to hang on your wall, and enjoying the excitement of checking your mail at the first of every month (or week) to see the new edition. If you're one of those people, or think you might be, then read on.

If you found a magazine site that didn't just claim to be cheaper (or the cheapest); one that actually saved you money over simply going to that particular magazine's website and subscribing directly; AND one that didn't have a catch like signing up for a newsletter you definitely didn't want... would you order from that site right away? I know I did!

When my friend told me about this site a couple years ago over the phone, I was doubtful - "Yeah right, I'm sure I can find them for less somewhere else, I've seen too many sites like that already." Curiosity got the better of me though, and he literally quoted the lowest magazine subscription prices I'd ever heard, so I checked it out and I almost fell out of my seat! The prices they offer (without a catch!) are so amazing, and you can save even more when they offer packaged sets!

The specials are always changing, like at one time, they had Redbook, ELLE, and Cosmopolitan, all three for a full year, for only $14.99 - that's like the price of buying just one of each of those, ONCE!

They don't seem to have any package deals right now, but what they do have, is a $4.99, almost everything goes, BLOWOUT EXTRAVAGANZA!(Let me know if the blinking is too obnoxious.) I couldn't believe some of the magazines they were offering for less than five dollars! To get a feel for what I'm talking about, check out the screenshots below:

For Women

For Men Fitness/Health

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Although I don't know how long they'll have this special going on (HURRY up and get them while you can), I do know the usual price for some of those magazines (Muscle & Fitness, Flex) is around FORTY DOLLARS! That's almost a 90% discount!! I also know that Mags4Less will always have the cheapest magazine subscription prices! If you're still not convinced, I absolutely DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU to try and find cheaper magazine prices from any site online!

Try not to drool too much, it's bad for your keyboard, just get over to Mags4Less today and swipe up some of these discounted deals before they're gone!

P.S. If, by the off-chance you're looking for magazines for a more discerning adult appetite, they have a section for that as well (see the "Mature Audience/ Adult" category in their sidebar).

^{search their site for cheap mag subscriptions}

Blonde Math

Maybe this is a little too soon, after some people were apparently offended by a comment I made in my previous post, but in reality, the two aren't connected at all, because as the joke goes, (Why are blonde girls' belly buttons black and blue? Because,) blonde boys are stupid too! Sorry, I'm sure to get some backlash for that, but this is clearly only a mild blonde joke. :-p

I found the picture through a funny pictures and videos site, on another different funny pictures site, then I modified it a little to make it seem more logical to me (math minor and all). :-p

Here it is (it's hosted on Share a Pic, so just click it to see the larger version):


Happy Good Friday!

I Am Not Political

I don't vote and I have never really felt like the choice between who was running really mattered - until now.

I don't see how anyone who has ever lived with a woman, could want a woman in the white house, and I don't know much about McCain (did I even spell that right?) because every media outlet is focusing solely on the Democratic parties. This situation left me opting for Obama, which is probably what a lot of Americans were deciding.

I have a telecommunications degree, so I know just how slanted news and media in general is, however, I think you can pull away some very valid points from these two videos about Barack Obama (even though they ARE from the same guy):

"Hillary was not a black boy raised in a single parent home..." OR "...his enemies are the rich white man..."

"If God is not for us and against white people, then he is a murderer, and we had better kill Him."

I opted to just post the links instead of embedding the videos, so that it wouldn't slow the page down, I hope everyone understands. :-p